Saturday, June 1, 2013

Why I'll Never Have an eReader.

I’m sure you’re reading this title and thinking, “Duh, I already know the answer to this. You have a bookstore. Of COURSE you wouldn’t want to promote something that’s essentially your competition.”

And yes, I admit that DOES cross my mind here and there. But there are very valid reasons why I won’t.

Let me begin by saying that I am NOT anti-technology. I buy the newest iPhone when it comes out. I have a laptop. I fully embrace social media and the internet and all the wonders introduced every day. (With some exceptions, of course. Some things are just ridiculous.)

But I firmly believe that books, for the most part, belong in paper form. So for your convenience, I’ve made a list. In no particular order.

  1. We collectively as a society stare at computer screens all day long. It’s a scientific fact that too much is bad for your eyes. It might be a TAD extreme to call eReaders a “health risk,” but for purposes of making my point I’m going to go ahead and be hyperbolic.
  2. Children have no concept of expensive electronics. Do you really want to hand over a $200 piece of equipment to a little person who hasn’t discovered what “breaking something” is?
  3. Your entire collection of books is absolutely worthless if your eReader breaks. As a lifelong klutz, I’m not willing to take this risk.
  4. You know how sand gets everywhere when you go to the beach? Try getting it out of your eReader. While I calmly brush it off my book.
  5. How are you supposed to show houseguests how smart and well-read you are without a bookcase proudly displaying your oh-so-cerebral books? It’s a horrible design choice and not nearly as effective to have a bookcase showing off your eReader.
  6. It’s just not the same to curl up with an electronic tablet. There’s something so satisfying about physical pages of words, not to mention “the close” — the moment when you finish, close your book and reflect.


Silly? Maybe. I know I’m in the minority here, but I’ll stand up for the printed word (emphasis on PRINTED) for as long as I’m around. I think there’s a book calling my name right now, as a matter of fact.


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